Blueberry Pie Rules
A couple people have asked. Yesterday the participants got this email:
Hello Brave Pie-oneers,
The following rules will be in place for the Rolling Roadshow Stand By Me Blueberry Pie Eating Championship.
1. Hands must remain behind your back at all times. Deductions will be taken for any violation of this rule.
2. Water will be provided in 7-oz. cups. If you need a drink, you will have to pick it up with your teeth and drink it that way.
3. No utensils of any kind will be permitted.
4. You must finish 3/4 of your pie before moving on to the next one.
5. The contest will be eight minutes long.
6. Protective eyewear (e.g. goggles/snorkel mask) is optional.
7. The use of Castor Oil is strongly frowned upon. DQ for reversal of fortune.
posted by A-Bomb @ 8/01/2007 04:22:00 PM
5 Comments:
What about straws?? That seems ridiculous you'd have to pick the cup up with your teeth!
Liz, that is a great thought actually..
If you can't use straws, you'd better practice your teeth-picking-up-and-drinking technique. Admit it, you already have.
Hey D - I hope to skip the water because when I do the teeth-drink technique more water spills than goes in my mouth.
I've got it! I'd say use the tiny bathroom cups, fill about 40 of them with water and wrap your lips around the entire rim and throw your head back to down the shot of water. Unfortunately, you probably have to use their 7 ounce cups.
The 7 ounce cups have a larger diameter rim, so you probably can't wrap your lips around those (if you can, that one commenter a few weeks back might be right).
So maybe this will work: put your lips IN the cup and suck in to vaccuum it to your face. Then tilt your head back and chug as needed. The pie on your face will either help or hinder the vaccuum drinking process...who knows.
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