The Sandwiches

Specifics:

The Grilled Cheese sammies are made this way -

Two cheap-ass slices of white bread - we're using
Walmart label

Two slices of american cheese - again, Walmart

Stick butter, spread on each external face of bread. About 1
pad per side - Walmart too

So, from the Nutrition facts labels:

Slice of bread, 70 cal, 1g fat
Slice of cheese, 60 cal, 4g fat
.75 tbsp butter, 75 cal, 8g fat

As each sammie has 2 of each ingredient, the math is --

(70+60+75) * 2 = 410 calories
( 1+ 4+ 8) * 2 =  26 grams of fat
That's about 57% of calories from fat. High, no doubt, but not as 
bad as I thought it may be.