Hold the mayo, Please!

I've always known mayonnaise is one of the most evil things ever [the order is 1st - sour cream, 2nd - mayo, 3rd - Hitler..(I had W 3rd, but he's not evil just a moron)] but this shows just how vile {just move the "e" in evil to the end) it is. Some of us went out for lunch - to Jimmy John's. Great sandwiches. The bread is really good. Crusty on the outside and just-right-doughy on the inside. I had a club. Meat, cheese, mustard, mayo.

This is the nutritional info of the sub:



And here's the info (note that it's not NUTRITIONAL info, just info) for the MAYO ALONE:


HOLY SHIT!