To Ben Monson, Eric Booker, Bryan Beard, Peter Davekos, Tim Brown, Bob Shoudt, Erik Denmark, Andrew Bosque, Sonya Thomas, Sean Gordon, Kristopher Adams, Pat Bertoletti, Tim Janus, Juliet Lee, Allen Goldstein:
We know what was on the video.
Someone please wear gloves or something like that as you are introduced to the stage in Coney Island live on ESPN. You will get some shit for doing it, but it would be hilarious. Sure, it won't mean a thing to 99.999% of the people watching, but it would be so cool. Your IFOCE career would probably end there, but someone - at least one of you - has got to have the balls to make a statement such as that.