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Check out the new burgers that Chili's has added to their menu and Shofner will not be eating:

There are 3 burgers. The JALAPEÑO SMOKEHOUSE BACON BIG MOUTH BURGER. The SOUTHERN SMOKEHOUSE BACON BIG MOUTH BURGER. And the SMOKEHOUSE BACON TRIPLE-THE-CHEESE BIG MOUTH BURGER. I had the Southern, hold the mayo.

The Southern is extra thick-cut brown sugar & chile-rubbed bacon topped with smoked cheddar cheese, crispy onion strings and mayo (shudder). Served with ancho-chile BBQ sauce on the side.

Absolutely delicious. The 3 new burgers are basically the Oldtimer with the added thick-cut bacon and the cheeses. But the bacon is off the hook, the real deal, it's money, [insert any other Guy Fieri-isms]. The patty was a little more cooked than my requested 'medium' but it was still really, really tasty. The flavors of the bacon, cheese, patty, and everything else blended perfectly. Without a doubt this was the best burger I ate today. Get there.