OMG!
I just saw the grossest thing E-V-E-R! At work. I go to the restroom. I'm peeing in the stall. I'm a stall guy. I don't want people peeing on me at the urinal. So while I'm doing my thing a guy walks in the bathroom, and begins draining his at the urinal. Fine, no big thing so far. Then, me in the stall & him at the urinal, I hear his Dingleberry go off - in vibrate mode. Next I hear the keyclick sound. Obviously he's using both thumbs to reply or whatever. He's fingering his Dingleberry at the urinal! WHILE PEEING!! Just to make sure I heard right, I leave the stall and do a quick eyes left to in fact confirm this. Yuck.
posted by A-Bomb @ 2/04/2009 07:49:00 AM
13 Comments:
I can do that one grosser - on the way back from Chicago Jalapenos last year, I stopped at a rest area in Ohio. Guy was standing at the urinal, his junk in one hand while eating a McDonald's cheeseburger at the same time...
Ugh ... Bill, why do people do these things?? Can't the guy wait like a minute before eating his burger? Or couldn't the guy take a few seconds, finish, and then reply?
What's even worse, I saw the same thing in South Station in Boston in September. Seeing that once, I could understand... but twice?
B, I guess you have all the luck!!
The lesson here: Never borrow that guy's blackberry.
Yeah, or anything else.
Bill nothing beats the disgusting rest room at the Krystal restaurant in SC after Bway on the beach last year . I like the way you said someone should check the DNA of the last person that occupied the stahl. If we do Bway this year and hit that Krystal joint i think i'll pass on using their restrooms
We maintain and circulate a list at work of people with dick mitts or brown paw, and know who not shake hands with or touch anything on their desk.
Erb! I love the terminology, "dick mitts and brown paw!" Nice!!!
Hi, I´m from germany. Found this site via thisiswhyyourefat.com.
Maybe it sounds funny for you, but I have some problems to understand this article. I´m not familiar with some words and phrases, used in this article, like "Dingleberry" and "I hear his Dingleberry go off - in vibrate mode. Next I hear the keyclick sound."
(Dingleberry, a sign for bad hygiene? ... I know a "vibrate mode" from cells phone. But in case! What does it refer to?)
Can anybody help me to describe it with other words please. Thank you!
Wasn't it at work where you dropped your wallet into the toilet? I gotta say that seems a little more gross.
Damn you, erbivore, damn you!
This just all goes back to my trip to Nebraska for kolaches. I probably stopped in five public restrooms the entire time and not one person washed their hands. That's just wrong.
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